病気

Et siis... Alates eelmisest reedest (epic system crash) olen ma elanud peamiselt MSN-ist, kuumast teest, Fervexist ja D'espairsRay'st. Mul on haige olemisest nii kõrini, kui üldse olla saab. Tegelikult ei ole asi üldse nii hullgi, ma lihtsalt pole enam harjunud haige olema. Oleks ma siis usinalt õppinudki sel nädalal, aga sellest ei tulnud suurt midagi välja, sest mu aju on erinevate medikamentide mõjul meeldivalt tuim olnud. Tervekssaamiseks on aega kolm päeva, sest koolist puudumist ma endale lubada ei kavatse.

Kolmapäeval läksin ma juuksuri juurde ja lasin ennast punaseks värvida. Ainult, et see punane on mingi ebamäärane roosakas oranzh, mida ma südamest vihkan. Kui ma enne ära ei jõua surra, siis lähen järgmisel nädalal poodi juuksevärvi ostma. -.-

P.S. Hizumi, märri mii. <3
P.P.S. Kas tramm käib juba?
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Theme songs

Mirju:




Ari:




Shin:




geku:




*dance-dance-dance*
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gekule meeldivad väikesed poisid

Eriti, kui nad mind trollisõidu ajal lõbustavad. Täna seletas trollis üks pisike tüüp teisele: "Tead, kuidas piraadi eest põgeneda? Esiteks on tal puujalg. Tavaliselt. Nii et sa võid puu otsa ronida, siis ta ei saa sind kätte. Teiseks on tal tavaliselt silmaklapp, nii et ta ei näe eriti hästi." Ja mina itsitasin oma salli sisse. Natukese aja pärast ohkas üks poistest: "Mida ma küll ilma sinuta teeksin?" Vastust ma kahjuks ei kuulnud. Aga üldiselt ajasid nad kummaliselt täiskasvanulikku juttu ja kasutasid kummaliselt täiskasvanulikku sõnavara. Mitte halvas mõttes, vaid nad lihtsalt kasutasid selliseid väljendeid ja sõnu, mida ma pole varem mingi 8-aastase suust kuulnud. Näiteks sõna "konkureerima". Midagi oli veel, aga see oli nii suur sõna juba, et mulle ei jäänud meeldegi. Kummaline.

Ja Y-sensei sööks aastaringselt verivorsti pohlamoosiga. ^.^ Nunnu.
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Decadence

Eile oli selles suhtes üsna huvitav päev, et... mina, Ari ja Mirju tulime kõik täiesti juhuslikult kooli musta-valgetriibuliste kampsunite/pluusidega. Okei, Mirju oma oli tumesinise-valgetriibuline, aga see ei muutnud tõtt-öelda mitte midagi. Ilmselgelt veedame me liiga palju aega koos, aga seda aega ei vahetaks ma mitte millegi muu vastu, sest ma armastan neid nii väga. Igastahes oli meil Mirjuga nalja nabani ja Ari hiilis mööda seinaääri ja postitaguseid ning tegi nägu, et ta ei tunne meid. Haa. Kui ma nüüd tahan oma musta-valgetriibulisi pluuse-kampsuneid kanda, pean ma Arile millalgi öösel saatma SMSi sisuga: "Panen triibulise."

Täna tulin ma kodust natukene hiljem välja kui tavaliselt ning siis selgus, et päev, mil Vabaduse väljak suletakse, on TÄNA. Seisin trollis 45 minutit, sellest 25 minutit möödus kolme peatuse vahel. Ma mõtlesin, et lähen hulluks. Siis helistas Ari ja ma üritasin oma telefoni kätte saada ning selle käigus pillasin ma oma uue ja isetehtud ja imeilusa koti trollipõrandale. Ma lihtsalt vaatasin seda paar sekundit ja tundsin kohutavat kurbust. Oeh. Lõpuks sain ma üsna poolsurnud olekus trollist välja ja kappasin kooli poole. Jõudsin higiselt-hingeldavalt kohale kell 10:01, ütlesin garderoobitädile tere ja siis otsustasin mitte jaapani keele tundi minna, ehkki ma veetsin terve eilse õhtu koduseid töid tehes. Aga ma kardan hilinemist. Läksin rahulikult välja tagasi ja jalutasin natuke. Nekoichibasse. Hiljem ütlesin garderoobitädile uuesti tere ja kobisin aatriumisse istuma. Tulid Ari ja Mirju, siis Herman ja Kristen. Häng-häng-häng. Ja soovides poistega koos aega veeta läksin Krisi ja Hermaniga sushit ostma ja siis Hermani juurde. Vaatasime Youtube'ist videosid ja mingit filmi ning rääkisime eksistentsialismist, vägivallast, unenägudest ja animest.

Viimane ports M.Yoffe tsitaate ka:
"We'll... will... well... deal... will... deall... well... hrblrgh. We'll deal with..."
(STEB) "And my son keeps complaining like he doesn't get it. Now I've beaten it into his head."
(Random strange-looking dude wanders into the wrong classroom, causes some fuss and then leaves.) "...Is he for real?"
"For example, if you say, "Eating children is good," you probably mean that eating children is not really very good."
"I don't know if they're for real or not. His liver is probably about to explode."
(There's not enough copies of the exam questions.) "Maybe you can copy them from someone who has them. Like sharing. *big, cute smile* Like, "Hey, I have the questions, you can make a copy." *continuous cute smile*"
"Poor Aivar."
(The video won't play.) "Yes! Yes! ...Almost! ...Oh. Ooh! ...Oooohh... Uuhhh..."
(The video won't stop playing.) "Go away! *sad face* Go away!"
"The Dresden Dolls are not from Dresden, they're from Boston, so you already look at everything they do with some suspicion."
Yoffe: "Did you have any questions?" --- geku & Ari: "Uhh... No..." --- Yoffe: "So you're just hanging out?" --- geku & Ari: "Uhh... Yeah." --- Ari: "We just enjoy your company." --- Yoffe: "Aw, likewise. You're welcome to stay here and wait for Aivar with me." --- geku & Ari: "Okay!"
"Like that creepy guy in Lord of the Rings. The one who played the hobbit." (Ari: "Elijah Wood.") "...Yeah. He totally creeps me out. He's just so creepy!"

Aga nüüd ta läks ära. Ja meie igatseme tema järele, sest ta on nii... nii... Yoffe.

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Kyaaaa~ <3

Tähendab, iga kord, kui meie külalisõppejõud M.Yoffe ütleb: "nevertheless", hakkab mind kummitama Teapacks'i laul "Push The Button". See oli vist Iisraeli eurolugu? Igastahes, jah. Täna K-maja garderoobis riideid selga toppides (olime Ariga just viimasest loengust tulnud) tuli see mulle jälle meelde.

geku: "But nevertheless... I'm gonna puuush the button..!"
Yoffe (geku selja taga): "Oh, you're still here."
geku: O.o

Ja siis sain ma Ari ja Yoffega mööda Narva maanteed Viru keskuseni jalutada ja rääkida krishnaiitidest (Yoffe:"Crazy people."), jaapani keelest ja toidust. Absoluutselt vaimustusttekitav mees. Ma olen nii armunud. Ma jumaldan seda, kuidas ta iga kord meid nähes üllatunult kulmud tõstab ja siis tervituseks noogutab. Ja ta on totaalselt vampiiri nägu ning meie kahtlusi ei vähenda (pigem vastupidi) asjaolu, et ta meile eelmise nädala esimeses loengus oma slaavipärase aktsendiga (think Dracula) ütles: "I am not a vampire."

Oeh. Panen viimase vampiiriloengu ning selle nädala rokiloengu tsitaate ka siia ja siis kaon. Ära.

M.Yoffe:
"But if you are extremely scared of uncle Branco, you take a BIG nail and put it through his chest."
"It's a good thing to impale a turk!"
"If you eat a cow that was attacked by Arnold Paole, you will become a vampire."
"Whether you are a handsome corpse or an ugly corpse, it doesn't matter - you're a vampire!"
(Some people to their god.) "We give you a goat, you leave us alone, okay?"
(In the first rock'n'roll lecture, talking about topics we will discuss.) "...and after we nail that down..." (geku: *snort*)
"I was one of the original Latvian hippies."
"So I'm thinking - I'm a hippie, you're a hippie, let's talk!"
(Aivar is the IT dude.) "And if Aivar screws up, you'll know who to hang."
"Like Eminem. Very unfortunate thing. Someone should stop the poor bastard before it's too late."
"Hip-hop. I don't get it. Also, I'm not black."
"Live on a farm, grow marijuana and whatever else you can consume."
"Punk is not dead, but it is mutated."
"There were very few black people involved in punk music, because black people knew how to play their instruments. And punk was not about knowing how to play anything."
"Canada! Aah, that's like going to hell! Cold hell. Canadians - they are not real people."
(There's a broken link.) "Aw, God damn. Oh, well."
"There are relatively funny bands."
"Ooooooo! *points a finger* That's a boo-boo! That's bad, you can't do that, that's nationalism!"
"Ooooooo!" (Yes, another one. An even better one.)
(About some Eastern European punk band.) "I don't know what that is, but it's good."
"Speaking of crazy people... Gogol Bordello. I know them personally, they are insane. Have they come here? Well, they should 'cause you'll love them."
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More vamp-class quotes

M.Yoffe:
"It rapes you at night. Let's talk about it. Such a fun topic."
(To the guys.)"A night of lovemaking with a demon. Congratulations."
(To the girls.) "Congratulations, you are pregnant with a child of Incubus and Succubus."
"Governments can't run countries of naked people!"
"So I said, "'Whoosh!'-making vampires?" and the Bulgarian man said, "Yes, those are our vampires, it's what they do.""
(Talking about cannibalism.) "Germans like these kinds of things."
"Literary vampire: slim, elegant, well-groomed, well-dressed... Folkloric vampire: a dirty local fellow named Vanja that fell into a ditch and broke his neck."
"A cat. A cat! The animal. Meow meow."
"A 12 year old boy is watching the body, he needs to go to the bathroom and during that time a cat, a duck or a chicken jumps over the corpse."
"Very bad things can happen to you after you're dead if you're suspected of vampirization. Not that you care, because you're dead."
"You kill yourself - you pay for it!"
(On people that are too tall being suspected of vampirization.) "Like if you're a Norwegijan and go to Romania, you're tall and people don't want you to die in their area - go back to Norway!"
(About The Blair Witch Project having been filmed with a handheld camera.) "So by the end of the movie you're not only scared shitless, but you're also about to throw up."
"As a member of the community you should behave well and die on time."
"Say the usual lifespan is 64 and you die at 23... Eeeehhhh..."
"Somehow people prefer that the dead stay dead."
"So. Vanja is dead. In a grave. He digs himself out and starts walking around the village."
"Like, for instance, your cow died. Or you go in the woods, looking for your dog and you find half of your dog. And you think, "Aaah, that suicider Branco," or, "Aaah, that prostitute Marusa did it.""
"Yes, cats! All over the place!"
(Vampires can take the form of ducks.) "Cause you would never suspect a small duck, walking in and out of the house!"
"It rolls around the countryside, making beautiful suffocating sounds."
"So there's just a blob of blood, rolling around the countryside."
(Vampires sometimes go back home after returning from the dead, knock on the door and ask for something of theirs. Like maybe shoes or something.) "And you KNOW that Branco is walking around the village, asking for shoes!"
"It is presumed it's wrong to be dead and walk around."

Homme on kahjuks viimane loeng. Aga see-eest kestab see määramatu arv tunde.

"Zenzen daijoubu" on hea film. ^.^
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